case nr. 1. SELF-PROCLAIMED ARTIST

he looks like an old version of Cupid and thinks he is very orginal and very "artistic". everywhere he goes he takes his recently published photo album. just in case he could give it (with his phone number) to someone (read: to a girl he likes). when you give him your number he bombards you with messeages. on a date he talks about his ex-girlfriends, tells you that he doesnt like that you smoke and that he doesnt like nervous girls. not anymore. after 5 minutes talk he invites you to his place and offers that you could work in his studio... while he is painting. because he works better next to somebody.