case nr. 5. A DAMN SEXY PHOTOGRAPHER

He is a friend of your friend. He is charming and just because he is a photographer damn sexy. He offers that he will take some photos of you. He does it and then he calls you once, second and third time. Eventually you land in his bed and while he holds you in his arms he says that he doesn’t really care about you. You cut contact with him and after a week he appears at your doors to ask you what happened. When you tell him that he is an asshole he just hugs you and disappears from your life. You meet him after 6 months and hear if you would not have severed all contacts like you did last year, he would have probably not helped himself and fallen in love with you.

case nr. 4. A LEWD PROFESSOR

a 40-year-old, grey-haired professor of a university with a lewd smile. he travels a lot, so he has a girlfriend in every city. always interested in his students and always remebers names of pretty girls. so orginal that he uses always the same line to invite his potential lover to his place. because apparently every girl wants to listen to a music and drink a wine for a first, second and a third date. obsessed with sex so much that even when you dont want to have any phisical contact with him anymore he still tells you about his downloaded porn movies. telling him that you dont want to go with him for a coffee, to the cinema, for an exhibition doesnt work and he keeps writes to you. because it is so cool to be one of his girfriends... after all he is a professor.

case nr. 3. GERMANIZED KANGAROO

tall Australian; writes his phd in Germany. as a friend nice and helpful; always fun to be with. he invests his time in relationships (even the long-distance ones) because he knows what he wants and who he wants to be with. he misses his Australian girlfriend and he can't wait when she will come to visit him. but after having a moment of realization (he never loved her !) he dumped her month before their planned trip around the Europe. eye to eye. on skype... because it is better to be single! he compliments you then, suggests that you should sleep at his place and that you should visit him once again. when you ignore all this messages he starts to tell you a story about Finnish girl he really likes and who he offended last night... he asks for you advice but 10 minutes later he says he doesnt give a damn about her. he wants to visit you so he plans a trip. but 5 days before the visit he doesnt reply to your email... and it appears that he has already gone back to Australia.

case nr. 2. THE ROMANTIC ONE

black-haired with a very small hands. when he thinks he is in love he writes letters in which he claims that he will always wait for you, he sends you song lyrics and he does everything just to live in the same city as you. whenever he sees you, he tells you how beautiful you look, even if you have something between your teeth and you have just spilled a coffee on your shirt ... he never forgets your birthday and from time to time he writes you an email that he dreams about you. he flirts with you and puts double meaning on every word, even when his girlfriend is next to him. after all she is just a habit and he is not going to marry her... not now at least.

case nr. 1. SELF-PROCLAIMED ARTIST

he looks like an old version of Cupid and thinks he is very orginal and very "artistic". everywhere he goes he takes his recently published photo album. just in case he could give it (with his phone number) to someone (read: to a girl he likes). when you give him your number he bombards you with messeages. on a date he talks about his ex-girlfriends, tells you that he doesnt like that you smoke and that he doesnt like nervous girls. not anymore. after 5 minutes talk he invites you to his place and offers that you could work in his studio... while he is painting. because he works better next to somebody.